PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a